Closing Disclaimer
Addressed to the Partisan
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Let it be formally and unequivocally understood that everything above, and anything that follows it, does not constitute, imply, or in any way suggest an endorsement of Donald Trump — nor of any individual, entity, or ideology that might be characterized as an ‘Authoritarian CZAR.’ The object of this document is not to champion the ascent of any particular figure to the throne of executive power. We are not shopping for a better master. If you finish a case against concentrated power and come away believing we are recruiting for the next strongman, you did not read it — you scanned it for a jersey.
Which brings us to you, partisan. Not as an insult. As a description of a position you have been maneuvered into, and a trap we would like you to see from the outside for once.
Here is the bind. Sooner or later your side does something indefensible. Not debatable — indefensible. And because you have already committed your name, your friendships, your family dinners, and a decade of public posts to that side, you cannot simply say that was wrong and I am still here. So you are left with exactly two moves, and you will recognize both of them, because you have watched people you love make them.
Move One — The Lesser-Evil Sale
Move Two — The Reassignment
“It’s bad, but the alternative is worse.”Concede the act, then rank it. Smuggles in the premise that only two options exist.
“He was never really one of us.”Keep the team clean by redrawing its border around the sin. The label follows the convenience.
Move OneThe Lesser-Evil Sale
You concede the thing is bad — generously, even performatively — and then you argue that it is the smaller of two available badnesses, and that only two are available. The concession buys you the appearance of honesty. The framing does the actual work. Note what got smuggled in while you were being so admirably candid: not the claim that your side is good, but the claim that there are only two doors. That premise was never argued. It was assumed, and you defended it for free.
Move TwoThe Reassignment
If the thing cannot be sold as the lesser evil, then the person who did it must be relocated — to the other team. He was never really one of us. He is a RINO, a DINO, a plant, a grifter, a false flag, controlled opposition. The sin is quarantined by redrawing the border of your tribe around it. And notice this works in reverse just as well: someone the other side disowns gets adopted by yours the moment he becomes useful. The label follows the convenience, not the conduct.
The MachineTwo Moves, One Premise
Two moves. One machine. Both are binary reasoning, and that is the whole point. Both require the same unexamined premise — that there are two boxes, that every person and every act must be sorted into one of them, and that the sorting is what settles whether the act was right. It never settles it. A bad law is bad in either box. A war of choice kills the same number of people under either logo. A surveillance program reads your mail at exactly the same speed regardless of which team built it. The conduct does not change when the jersey does.
And that is why this document goes after both parties with the same knife. The perspectives here — which will at times look like critiques historically associated with Libertarian thought — exist to hold a mirror up to the hypocrisy, the convenient amnesia, and the selective outrage that have become the hallmarks of modern political engagement on both sides of the aisle. If a passage feels unfair to you, check whether it is actually unfair or merely unfamiliar — whether the argument is wrong, or whether it just gored your ox this time.
On the RecordWhat This Document Is Not
To be absolutely clear: this is not a campaign advertisement. It is not a call to action for any specific candidate. It is not an endorsement of any party platform. We live in an age where questioning the status quo is routinely misread as treason against one’s chosen ‘team,’ and this paragraph exists as a tiresome but necessary bulwark against exactly that reflex. One can observe the wreckage of political discourse without being a passenger on the train that caused it.
The Third Option
Judge the act, not the actor. Apply the standard to your own side first, and out loud. You are permitted to say my side did that, it was wrong, and I am not leaving to join the other one. The parties will tell you that is a wasted position. They tell you that because it is the only position they cannot use.
So take the option the menu never lists. Refuse the frame that says you must swallow one evil to avoid another, and refuse the frame that says a man stops being yours the moment he embarrasses you. This is a critique of the system, not a brochure for its next manager — not an endorsement of any candidate, party, or authoritarian figure, current, former, or aspiring. Should you find yourself tempted to read these words as allegiance to any political cause, re-read this section until the absurdity of that notion becomes apparent.
We are not asking you to switch teams. We are asking you to stop letting the existence of a second team be the entire argument for the first.