A Sense of Humor™
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The Sense of Humor™ — Extra Strength
It was always free. That’s the joke. You’ve been able to afford one this whole time — you just kept returning it unopened.
One (1) per person. Bulk orders available for entire comment sections.
Order confirmed. Your humor has shipped.
Tracking number HA-HA-#1. Estimated delivery: the moment you stop taking yourself so seriously. No signature required — it was inside you the whole time, you magnificent clenched fist of a person.
The Gremlin, laughing at your purchase. He does this a lot.
What’s in the box
- One (1) fully functional sense of humor, factory-calibrated to laugh at itself first.
- The radical ability to be wrong without filing a police report.
- A working rib, previously unused.
- Perspective (travel-size — refills available by leaving the house).
- The understanding that a joke is not a referendum on your entire identity.
Directions
Apply liberally the next time a cartoon, a meme, or a stranger on the internet says something you don’t agree with. If symptoms of outrage persist, read it again — slower — and ask whether the problem might be in the mirror.
Side effects
- You may become 40% harder to offend and 100% more tolerable at dinner.
- Reduced urge to screenshot things and demand someone be fired.
- Occasional, uncontrollable laughter at your own expense.
- In rare cases: the ability to disagree with someone and still buy them a beer.
Iron-clad guarantee: if you are not completely satisfied, you may return your sense of humor for a full refund — and go right back to being mad at a website for having one. We’ll even hold your spot.
Customer reviews
I came here to leave an angry review and accidentally laughed. Devastating. Will be reporting this product to someone, unclear who. ✓ Verified non-purchase
Took one dose and finally understood that a meme about my team was also funny when it was about the other team. 10/10, world less exhausting now.
This should come with a warning. I read the joke, got mad, read it again, and the joke had been fine the entire time. Zero stars. Four extra stars I can’t remove.
I don’t make the news. I just point and laugh at it. Highly recommend pointing and laughing — the second part is the one everybody skips. ✓ Verified menace
Know someone who needs this more than you?
Of course you do. Hand them the coupon. Point them at the code. Or just let them scan their way to a personality. No link in the footer, no menu item — this page only reaches the people you choose to gift it to. Discreet. Merciless. Free.
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Sense of Humor™
Redeemable immediately at thecrowncanbiteme.com/humor.
No expiration. No conditions. No refunds to the humorless.
